I went to a lot of trouble recently to make a dick joke. Seriously. I went on Google and Yahoo and searched for the right word to sell this joke, and it was not an easy thing. The life of a writer is hard, hard work I tell ya.
Took me half an hour. So many options to choose from!
Basically, it’s a joke about the US President’s dick. But I want to call it something presidential. My first thought was cabinet, but it wasn’t funny enough.
Administration, maybe? Not as good as cabinet. Staff? Too good or too obvious? And would people get it? I mean, get all of it?
Member? Good, but like staff it doesn’t necessarily sell itself. Congressional member? Congressional sub-committee? Don’t want to make it too complicated…
Chief of staff… I think we have a winner here!
Writing that one down. Where’s my pen?
What’s my favourite tool when my muse is playing the fool? My pen is!